Room in my Heart

Oh no, am I going to do a motivational and gratifying article about how fuzzy wuzzy I feel deep down inside? NO!
 
This article is about Channel 8's latest offering, 'Room in my Heart'. I got a chance to catch a glimpse of it when I was lazing around back at home, and that particular scene caused me to ran into my room and had an elliptic fit. Yes, it was that bad...
 
Channel 8 sure likes to make fit inducing local dramas. They have topped the cake this time with 'Room in my Heart'. The particular scene which I saw featured Pierre Png, Fiona Xie and Belinda Lee. Now not only have they decided to use the 2 of the best Ang Moh Kangtangs in Mediacorps to act in a CHINESE drama, they also ingeniously employed former-VJ (don't worry she played chinese songs) Belinda Lee, who happens to have the acting skills of an embalmed corpse (not that the other 2 actors/actresses are any better).
 
Now the negative vibes from the scene was so bad that I couldn't make out what they were talking about, but I believe they were having a meal at the dining table and having a friendly chat with one another. Here's how it went:

Fiona Xie (enters the room): *Act cute* *talk in ang moh slang*
Pierre Png (Sitting on chair): *Constipated expression* *Tries hard to say out his lines in chinese but only manages to sound like a whiny brat*
Belinda Lee (Sitting on a chair): *Embalmed corpse* *Talks like she has Pierre Png's constipation*
And this goes on and on...

This combination managed to keep me spellbound for about 2 minutes before I felt a sudden urge to vomit. I then tried very hard to surgically remove my brain and erase any trace of this scene from it. Realising that I coundn't do so, I ran into my room but the shock of it all managed to get me into a foam inducing elliptic fit. Man, I thought I had rabies.
 
I would like to thank Mediacorps for providing such quality programmes for the masses. Cheers!