Ligaments

I have been confined to my bed again, this time, I seem to have torn some ligaments on my left ankle. In Championship Manager terms, Attacking goalkeeper U Sucks is out for 3 months after suffering from a torn ankle ligament. I was dribbling past everyone (teammates and opponents) before I was tackled by myself, twisting my ankle.

 

Being the usual optimistic me, I started to wonder: "What does this mean for me?" Here are teh answers:

1. More time to post rubbish here.

2. God likes me cos he decided to give me this injury just before school reopens. No need to attend school, life is good.

3. God has decided to punish me for using my virtuoso talent to strike a innocent gal on her head

4. He punished me by smiting my left leg, therefore I will still be able to strike innocent gals on their heads in the future.

5. Conclusion: God likes me.