The Theme of Life

Since we're on the topic of life, here's the official 'U Sucks' life campaign jingle:

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a ****ing big television
Choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
in a range of ****ing fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
spirit-crushing game shows
Stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing your last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
****ed-up brats
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

Yes recite it in your sleep kiddies. I choose not to choose life so **** off...

Acknowledgement: Jingle from 'Transpotting', the movie everyone should watch to have a good laugh at one's sad deprived life