The Melodrama of Life

Now you must be wondering how the **** did I come up with such a great title for a posting? I didn't, I read it up while crapping in the toilet...

On with the show. While crapping (and after reading that), I caught on with the idea that life is really like a soap opera. Let's list down a couple of similarities:

• Bad script


• Inappropriate casting


• Lousy actors


• Exaggerated emotions


• Low budget


• Suitable only for idiots

And the list of similarities just goes on, but hey, its not anyone's fault that the world is full of over-dramatic shitheads. Ponder on it... too bad life is not like a porn flick...

Disclaimer: Idea for posting perverted from rule 60 of 'Don't sweat the small stuff... and it's all small stuff' by Richard Carlson