The Ka-chng Chronicles (or why blog?)

Ok before anybody starts wondering whether I have gone nuts in building this blog, I would like to discuss the actual reason why this blog is made...in my usual boring way of explaining stuff.

It all started with my ka-chng. As I'm typing this now, you'll find me lying on a bed (the wonders of a laptop). I have been bedridden for the past 2 days due to an injury to my ka-chng. It has caused me a great deal of pain and gave me a fever. I can't sitdown so now I get to enjoy the pleasures of lying on a bed and doing nothing for the whole day.

Now you might ask: "So have you finally lost it due to this?" With time and boredom on my hand, I decided to start wasting it away. What better way then to do up a blog? But what kind? I don't want to do a diary blog, it'll probably end up something like this:

27th August 2004
Dear blog, life sucks. Nothing much happens.

15th September 2004
Dear blog, life sucks. Nothing much happens.

This usually happens for people who completely lack personality (this applies to the millions of bloggers out there, yes, reality bites). The solution is to create a personality, and since I have been brought up in an environment where copying is the way to go, I decided to copy one from the many colourful characters that I have encountered.

And where better to get inspiration then from the forum-ners of a particular local forum. A typical forum posting and the replies will go like this:

Guy 1: *Complain about this and that using irrelevant and over-exaggerated reasons*
Guy 2: Errr....I think you got your points wrong.
Guy 1: **** u, u (whatever he is complaining against) supporter
Guy 2: But but I just wanna point out that...
Guy 1: Knnbccb, may your son be born without an arsehole
Guy 2: But but...
Guy 2 is banned from the forum as Guy 1 is an administrator

There you have it, my blog will feature lots of irrelevancy and politically incorrectness with lots of foul language, and all this because of a ka-chng injury, so have an open mind and enjoy the ride...