Burn Baby Burn

First of all, I would like to say that cascading style sheets sucks!!! I would like to apologise for living in an era of HTML 2.0, where everything ****ing hell worked properly.

Ok here's the real crap prim n proper. Read in the trash tabloid papers just now that some dickhead (16 yrs old) set another dickhead (13 yrs old) on fire cos dickhead number 2 'insulted' number 1's gf (probably 6 yrs old).

Here's the piece of utterly unimportant crap news

So now dickhead 2 is suffering in living hell while dickhead 1 is feeling remorseful. Yes dat's rite, boo hoo hoo i couldn't believe what a cruel thing I have done, well **** you dickhead. You just scarred and handicapped a kid who has probably not reach puberty yet, and your lawyer's defence is that you feel remorseful, brilliant.

Now this incident brings about the topic of juvenile law-breaking and the punishment to be meted out. As much as I would like to see this little dickhead burn in hell as an example to others, other kindhearted (but not so intelligient) people may argue that we have to give him time to rehab and reform under proper care and guidance; which usually means being detained in a juvenile prison while being counseled by trained professionals. Apart from the few genuine lao jiao social workers around, I think there is hardly anybody qualified enough to guide them nowadays.

Dat's a problem isn't it? In view of this, I would like to offer some solutions to curb this drop into juvenile delinquency hell:

1. Make them become monks for the duration of their sentence:
   
   Well a monks' life is all about discipline and steadfastness rite? A vegeterian diet will make them less prone to whacking the nuts out of 1 another since they'll have less energy. All that praying means they will have less time to think about sex and violence. We'll have to appoint a good head monk who will be able to lead the prayers. I strongly suggest my secondary school science teacher, his droning will put all to sleep thus eliminating the threats from those dickheads. And I think Ren Ci can do with a few more performers when they are doing their next charity show...
   


2. Put them in a school runned by our one and only infamous founding father:
   
   Yes, what better way to instill discipline and fear then to unleash him on the rascals. Not only will he make a superb and unyielding leader for these delinquents, transforming them from 3rd class losers to 1st class citizens, he has the uncanny ability to rise from his grave at crucial moments. What the ****??? you might ask. That ability will keep the boys on their toes and make sure they give their 100% when he's long gone (choi), thus maintaining his legacy forever and ever.
   


3. Hire Pastor Sun as head counselor:
   
   Now why didn't the people from the ministry of cockanadan development and sports think of this? She will be able to hold mini-concerts for the dickheads and this will guarantee ticket sales for her, something she probably lack in. Hmmzzz...wait, this is not beneficial for the boys at all isn't it? With her claims of being a juvenile rebel and her tales of boyfriend collecting during those days before she was rescued by the almighty, I'm sure she'll make a good counselor with all the experience she can share with the rascals. Dickhead 1 sure needs some guidance from her. She'll be able to put the point across to this jealousy filled idiot that a gal has the right to having lots of bf and being touched by them. You don't see the gal in the news report complaining do you?
   

So there you have it, I hope someone can pick this up from here and submit it to the feedback committe or something. May the 2 dickheads lead a better life after all this hoo-ha is over...

...****ING IDIOTS!!!!!!