The Great Leader

Every country should have a great leader. One who can inspire its citizens to greater heights, one whose words can move the nation. I hereby present to you a few quotes from a certain Bush guy who is in charge of a really big nation:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop
thinking of new ways to harm our country or our people and neither do
we.

Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map
to peace.

By making the right choices, we can make the right choice
for our future.

You're free, and freedom is beautiful...and, you
know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order - order out of chaos, but we
will.

Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level,
are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid
off.

The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to
get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues
and data.

I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor
for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who
probably read the news themselves.

I was raised in the West. The
West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington,
D.C., is close to California.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot
of numbers in it.

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart
enough to handle the job is underestimating.

No, there are no typo errors. Clearly, this fellow was trying to lift his people's spirits by trying to be an idiot, what a lovely chum, being a comedian and all. Too bad I'm not a citizen of his country.